i think i got cruised

or bear seeking cub?

so the i went to the gym in the middle of the day on wednesday. after i was done working out i hit up the sauna. there is another guy in there when i enter. i sit down and for the next five minutes we do not say one word to each other and he gets up and leaves.
the next guy comes in and is naked. he has a towel, but isn't bothered to wrap it around his waist. gross, but whatever. some dudes just dig being naked in the locker room for longer than required. he sits down next to me and starts chatting me up.
"hey it's not that hot in here", "have you ever been to the other gym across town?". he was nice enough and wasn't coming on to me. there was just this weird vibe he was putting out there. i am polite and after another five minutes i head out and wish him a nice day.
so i run this by the gay guy at my work, "was i getting cruised?". he responds, "oh yeah totally."
he then spends the rest of the morning searching craigslist for my missed connection.
i think it would've looked like this...
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Steam room at gym - m4m

Me: large, black, nude
You: small, tattooed, uncomfortable.
would love to meet up again for more awkardness
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i am flattered and all, but i just wanted a schvitz.